Menudo Game 3: Disaster

For all the crap I have given Yipper about his erratic play at 3rd, it turns out that the devil you know is better than the crap that was played at 3rd base last night.

We had the game wrapped up until 3 consecutive errors at 3rd base allowed the tying and go ahead runs to score costing us the game. Perhaps playing this position is harder than I first thought and I owe Yipper an apology. Yipper looks like a gold glover compared to the nonsense that happened at 3rd on several occasions over several innings amongst several players.

So please see below the jump for my official apology to Yipper.

Yipper - I am sorry that everything I wrote above was bullshit. And you should feel sorry for reading that and being happy that you thought we lost and couldn't win without you.

We played a solid game against a mediocre team. Our first inning was the best when we maxed out and we all played well. Aside from the very strange man who stood on the sidelines with his shoes off, there wasn't too much drama. But here are the highlights:

1. Who was this strange man standing next to us on the sidelines? Why did her refuse to move when I asked him to? Why did he tell me that he was in the Crips? Are the Crips now accepting white gang members? If so, I think I might be interested in joining. I've got the time. I've got the desire. I wonder if my fear of getting hit by crowbars and my allergy to bullets will hinder my candidacy.

Most important question, which I can't believe I didn't ask him: Why did he take his shoes off? Out of the all the oddities that might take the cake. I think we've all been there knowing that shoes off is more comfortable than shoes on. But due to social norms we tend to leave them on. Guess this guy isn't up to date on etiquette.

2. Adena the Jewel of Medina made a fine catch at shortstop.

3. Zeus made a great play in right field getting a line drive on one hop and then making the play at first for an out.

4. Devin did some acrobatics running the bases slipping and sliding. Very amusing for those who saw it.

5. Kohanzadeh lost the ball in the sun at 2nd. Impressive considering we play after sunset.

6. Matt hit a homerun.

7. White Dan beaned a guy trying to score. Hit him on the ass actually. Nice shot.

8. Has Adam gotten on base once this season? How come he is addicted to kicking the pop-ups for easy outs.

9. Linette was a trooper and came out to hang out.

10. Allyson did another solid job at catcher.

11. Did I leave anyone out?