Please take a look. A very interesting and thought provoking article. After reading the article see my comments below the jump.
Kind of like Ed Norton in "The Score" when he plays the retard. Nobody notices him; nobody suspects him. Number 19 is the retard of all numbers.
3. This one gets me mad. How could they make this list and not include Soledad O'Brien from CNN. She might be a bit older than the rest and maybe a bit outside of her prime but that just means she could teach you things that you never knew existed. Even her name is perfect. Soledad is Spanish for solitude. As in, my life feels like and will always feel like a basket of solitude until our bodies entwine in moments combined with angst and ecstasy.
1. What the fuck kind of sites does Steve visit that this is what he comes up with. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the article. I am just very curious about what Steve has bookmarked on his computer. Something tells me it includes midgets, donkeys, ping-pong balls, bad lighting, and poor acting. I'm also guessing that if you ever borrow Steve's computer you should apply a very solid disinfecting regiment and wear 2 sets of latex gloves. (Steve's junk is so powerful it could very well bleed its way through the first layer.)
2. How did these folks get the top 19? It's obviously not a round number. When has anyone come up with the number 19? Seriously - if you had to guess a number between 1 and 20 you would never chose 19. It might be the most inconspicuous number of all time. In fact, if I was going to rob a store I would dress up as the number 19 because nobody would ever suspect 19 of having done anything of notice. The cop would ask the cashier who robbed the store. "You know, I just didn't get a good luck at the guy. But, I can tell you this - it was a number. And not one of those obvious numbers like 3 or 7 or 10. No, I think it was number 14. Yeah, I'm sure of it; number 14."
2. How did these folks get the top 19? It's obviously not a round number. When has anyone come up with the number 19? Seriously - if you had to guess a number between 1 and 20 you would never chose 19. It might be the most inconspicuous number of all time. In fact, if I was going to rob a store I would dress up as the number 19 because nobody would ever suspect 19 of having done anything of notice. The cop would ask the cashier who robbed the store. "You know, I just didn't get a good luck at the guy. But, I can tell you this - it was a number. And not one of those obvious numbers like 3 or 7 or 10. No, I think it was number 14. Yeah, I'm sure of it; number 14."
Kind of like Ed Norton in "The Score" when he plays the retard. Nobody notices him; nobody suspects him. Number 19 is the retard of all numbers.
3. This one gets me mad. How could they make this list and not include Soledad O'Brien from CNN. She might be a bit older than the rest and maybe a bit outside of her prime but that just means she could teach you things that you never knew existed. Even her name is perfect. Soledad is Spanish for solitude. As in, my life feels like and will always feel like a basket of solitude until our bodies entwine in moments combined with angst and ecstasy.
Man, she is my cup of tea. I could drink her for breakfast, brunch, lunch, and dinner.
Of course I can write point number 3 without consequences because Emma is off at some sort of nurses camp in upstate New York and has no access to the internet. So, I guess this computer will also have to be disinfected.
Was that too much?
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I have a couple of things to say about this:
1. If you watch CNBC like I do nowadays, Erin Burnett is hit or miss. Sometimes she brings sexy to the broadcast (or is that broad to the broad-cast?) and sometimes she brings librarian/bookworm charm to it. THE REAL HOT CHICK on CNBC is this Trish Regan! Look her up!
2. Liz Cho should have been higher on the list! She gives new reason to watch the 11 o'clock Eyewitness News WITH YOUR PANTS OFF!
3. Why put chicks on from Fox News??? Fox News is like the anti-Viagra! If anyone decides to bring up Ann Coulter has "hot," I will not hesitate to throw a box of Kashi Go Lean at you because you're full of shit!
4. Univision! This is what every red-blooded American male has been missing in their lives! Just watch the channel for 15 minutes and I assure you will be throughly entertained by either scantily clad latin women, a mexican in a bee outfit, or a fat man and a thin girl talking about gossip ("El Gordo y La Flaca" to my Spanish contingency). Oh and let's not forget the tele-novelas that come on at night with scantily clad women and the same story about a poor girl wanting to be with the rich guy that seems to be out of her league when some shit goes down about either kidnapping, horses, rancheros, or treacherous family members (or all of the above) makes rich guy come across as down to Earth and fall in love with the poor girl. It's the story line to EVERY SINGLE SPANISH SOAP OPERA!
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