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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Betty White Round-Up Game 6: Playoffs Baby!!!

My god that was an awesome game. Came down to the last inning and we proved that regardless of Yipper's increasingly peculiar mental errors we still prevail. Please see highlights below the jump.

1. Lets give it up for Jorli, Steve, and Mateo. They came through and produced a wonderful baby. I'm not really sure how much of the credit Steve deserves here. He started this entire mess and Jorli is the one who had to see it through. The pictures of Mateo prove that regardless of the father, the kid can still be adorable. Lets hope that holds true for the rest of our male teammates.

2. My personal favorite was Little Yipper. After trying to beat out a grounder and not getting a close call at first, she didn't argue the call. She merely walked back to first and said, "I'm not out". It was all very matter of fact. And it was vintage Little Yipper.

3. Lauren got the winning RBI. Huge. Huge.

4. Al made some very good catches at first. Who knew? Well done.

5. Eric made some fantastic catches in the outfield. All done after completing a half iron man.

6. Devin continued his very strong lead-off performance. He's a machine.

7. Big Yipper. What more is there to say about big Yipper? He makes some tough plays. And then he does some things that make the Gods wonder what is happening. Steve says that it's because the only thing that's important to Yipper on the play is that he looks good. Emma says that its because Yipper is more concerned with his hair than the play. I think that it's becauseYipper forgets what sport he's playing.

At short he inexplicably lets the ball drop in front of him. The tying run scores and the potential go ahead run gets on at first. It's like he thought he was playing tennis and figured you should lay back, take it on a hop, and then kill it.

My solution: whenever there's a play for Yipper we all scream "kickball" to remind him what we're doing.

8. Shawn was hit on by an Aussie. As he was leaving, she pulled him in and asked if he was single. Best part is that she had just introduced us to her boyfriend. Something tells me that if Shawn goes down this road he is going to experience some woman-on-man-on-man action. Remember to take pictures and post it on the blog.

9. There was some sweet man love. Tim and I had a close encounter in the outfield. The play was made and then there was some tender fondling. Even better was the love between Devin and Henry. Lauren says she saw some tongue action. I guess we all see what we want to see.

10. Allyson, despite her headache, still showed up for the game. This was crucial for obvious reasons.

11. Matt made a couple of crucial stops at first and did not inappropriately fondle any females at the bar.

12. Little Wang, toughed out the iron man and still covered the field.

13. Big Yipper scored the winning run.

14. What else is there to say about Ann? She scored a huge run. We'll miss you...

15. Very strong reffing by Roland. He proved once again that he is a prince on and off the court.

15. We made the freakin' playoffs!!! Who would have thought that was going to happen?

16. Remember to sign up for next season. Click here.

Please comment, add, disparage.

5 comments:

ann marie said...

I am so sad that tuesday was my last game with team Betty White. Thanks so much for letting me play. I even thought about dropping everything back in san diego and moving here just so I could play another season with y'all. Unfortunately my parole officer said that it would be frowned upon.

Jensen said...

I figured all the inappropriate fondling had already occurred between Ethan and Tim, so I decided not to oversaturate the evening...

Lauren said...

I have to wonder why Ethan is so desperate to see us go at it in the bar and mentions it in every recap... I would have figured he was all set this week with all the man love going on.

(BTW- Why do you think we went off to "Popeye's" before Tweeds...)

Steve-O said...

I'm glad I missed the "sex-ing" going on in the Popeye's restroom to witness my newborn baby boy be born. I would give you a play-by-play of labor, but I don't think you want to know about all that.

Glad to hear we made the playoffs! Ann, we will miss you! Who else will help me orchestrate mechanical bull riding???

I look forward to the playoffs! I do NOT look forward to Yipper trying to "throw it through time" by reaching 88mph ("Back to the Future" reference) and hit a teammate all in one motion.

JB said...

Sounds like we missed an awesome game. Congrats on the playoffs.

Thanks for the congrats. We are already teaching Mateo the finer points of kickball so that he may lead cheers during the next season's games.

Note to Ethan - feel free to remove that pic of me and Steve from the blog now.. the one where I'm hiding the beach ball under my shirt.

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