Betty White Round-Up Game 4: Open Letter to George the Ref

Dear George,

What is it about our team that motivates you to fuck us on every close call? Why on not so close calls do you fuck us again?

Does our team have a giant blinking neon sign on our forehead that says "Please Cum Here"? Does our team have a marquee on our asshole that says "Always Open For George's Pleasure"?

Whatever we did to earn your displeasure I apologize.


As always I'm going to be honest. Our team sucked huge donkey balls last night. We gave away runs and we were unfocused on offense. So, the opponent did not need your assistance on every possible call.

And I know that we are a good looking team that you wouldn't mind taking out on a date and having your way with afterwards. But please use some lube next time. If you give us some advanced notice we can come prepared with an extra-large bottle of high viscosity Astroglide. We just weren't ready for the hard throbbing that you gave to us time after time after time.

The way you were calling it last night it felt like we had been impaled on a wood plank that splintered after insertion. If we could make video with the ass pounding you gave us it would definitely come with a NSF warning.

On the bright side because of you our team perhaps drank more than usual and ended up with some pretty awesome stuff. Lets break it up into three sections: The Hot, The Not Hot and The Nasty

Hot:
Our ladies rode a mechanical bull last night. (No - this is not another reference to George's impressive dedication to regularly pounding our backside. He made the bull look like a kind, gentle lover.) Out of all the hot things that I have seen lately - for anyone who is interested I can forward the links later - this certainly ranks pretty high on the list. We have the pictures to prove it.

Not Hot:
We got into a wonderful conversation about which is preferable: a big penis that wouldn't know what to do if a detailed set of instructions were provided or a small penis that could navigate itself into and out of positions with more agility than Mary Lou Retton. (Which famous gymnast are you? )

This led us down a different path which got the ladies drawing life size versions of a small penis. Apparently, the women on our team need to stop sleeping with men who have rectangular balls and misshapen heads.

(This conversation reminded me of a famous Big Yipper quote: I might not reach the end but I will scratch the shit out of the sides.)

The Ugly:
Some of the men thought it would be a good idea to ride the mechanical bull. We have pictures of this. These pictures are like the becoming gay antidote. There's nothing that would send young men further from gayhood than watching Albert bounce up and down on electronic equipment. After watching Shawn ride the bull my penis actually slinked back into its body and my testicles tried to make a run for it as well.

I don't recall why but Italian Steve uttered the phrase, "nearing insertion". Having the mental image of Steve pervertedly saying this with a wink and a nod has permanently scarred the group.

Misc:
We discussed average sex time. Some of us are going for 45 minutes on average. Seriously? At some point the dude has just got to make it happen.

I am sure I left a ton of stuff out. Please have at it.