Become a Referee and Find a Sex Partner

I've been hit on twice over the past half week while being a referee. I've become a magnet. And it's pretty awesome. I don't think it has everything to do with me being a referee - I'm sure it also has a lot to do with my stunning good looks, my charisma, and my everyday-people vibe. But, wearing the stripes is a clear indication that I'm in charge, I'm powerful and I'm not to be trifled with.

(However, I am to be truffled with. If you ever want to give me a chocolate truffle wth a champagne middle I will be all too happy to accept.)

I will go into the details of the first pass made at me after the jump. I will then talk about the second time later this week. Just to keep you interested, the second person was a 60-year old man named Bob. I am not making this shit up.

I was hanging out at the bar after the game minding my own business. I was a drinking a beer saying hello to some of the folks I had just reffed. Then as I was about to leave I got into a conversation with a couple of lovelies.

One thing led to another and one of the women said, "so what do I have to do to get into that ref's shirt". BAM!!!

I played it off cool and non-challant and told her the details about becoming a ref but we both knew that she wanted a taste of my matza balls. And who can really blame her. Mine our nice and fluffy with a touch of hair and a musky scent.

As I was telling her about becoming a ref she changed the subject to more interesting things.

So - if she wanted to become a ref, would she have cut off that part of the conversation? I don't believe so. She wanted to take a love ride on the Silvers mobile. Sorry lady - all the tickets have been previously sold to the Emmanator. Get to the back of the line and be patient. I make no promises other than you could possibly have the best 90 seconds of your life. (Please keep in mind that 90 seconds is a personal record and actual love-making experience may be significantly shorter.)

Was the lady hitting on me?
	Damn right! Ethan's a fine, foxy young man
	Not a chance! Get over yourself. It's more likely that the pope converts.
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