10. George Clooney - For making this the most popular haircut of the 90s. How cool do you have to be to get 1/3 of the dude population to run around looking like a douchebag?
9. Me - Livin off the guberment cheese, working his lady friend to the bone, building an online empire through ethanplayspool.com. That's right - I'm cooler than Clooney.
8. Magic Johnson - Cheated on his wife uncountable amount of times, contracted HIV and still didn't get dumped. How did he manage that?
7. Gene Simmons - Jew extraordinaire and rocker extraordinaire and has the best reality show on TV
6. Prime Minister of Italy - Appointed a topless model to his cabinet (NSFW but awesome), hosting a clothing optional party at his home, hiding archaeological ruins at his home, spending time with hookers. The list goes on. The guy has a remarkable record.
5. Stephen Colbert - For this video roasting our former fearless leader, George W, at the White House Correspondent's Dinner
4. Brad Pitt - I make sure to never look at these pictures more than once a year because it would turn me gay. His lifesize blow-up doll helps me get through the other 364 days.
3. Clint Eastwood - According to Wikipedia, he is "an enduring icon of masculinity". Enough said. That's what I want on my tombstone. He's also a critic of disability rights. You have to be once cool hombre to get away with that. I get shit for not doing the dishes.
2. Dylan McDermott - This guy is so cool that I am creating one entire post on him. He is truly unbelievable.
1. This guy - "He once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like"
Honorable mentions: Chancelor Merkel, Batman, Elvis Costello
5. Stephen Colbert - For this video roasting our former fearless leader, George W, at the White House Correspondent's Dinner
4. Brad Pitt - I make sure to never look at these pictures more than once a year because it would turn me gay. His lifesize blow-up doll helps me get through the other 364 days.
3. Clint Eastwood - According to Wikipedia, he is "an enduring icon of masculinity". Enough said. That's what I want on my tombstone. He's also a critic of disability rights. You have to be once cool hombre to get away with that. I get shit for not doing the dishes.
2. Dylan McDermott - This guy is so cool that I am creating one entire post on him. He is truly unbelievable.
1. This guy - "He once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like"
Honorable mentions: Chancelor Merkel, Batman, Elvis Costello
4 comments:
I disagree with a couple of these:
1. Magic Johnson - How cool is a dude contracting AIDS??? That's like giving kudos to a homeless bum for losing his home! Ethan, you really lowered the bar there, and the fact that you put yourself BEFORE him...MAJOR FAIL!
2. Dylan McDermott - WTF has he done? REALLY! He was overrated in the 90s, and apparently still is.
I agree with George Clooney and Clint Eastwood. I feel you failed to mention Brad Pitt, Christian Bale and Anderson Cooper.
I agree with Steve on Magic Johnson and Dylan McDermott.
I feel that Charles Bronson was way cooler than Clint Eastwood. I mean, he starred in a movie series called "Death Wish".
Finally . . .If your going to mention the Italian Prime Minister, Nicolas Sarkozy (the French Prime Minister) should at least get on honorable mention for marrying a super model.
Brad Pitt is number 4. I guarantee you will agree with me about McDermott after my next post. He is the shit.
Consider this about Magic Johnson. He had uncountable amount of sex in every weird position imaginable with the most desirable women in the world. He got AIDS - but having AIDS now is like having high cholesterol. You take some pills and its no big deal. He won championships, he won MVP awards, he's a part owner of the must successful NBA team, he's a successful business man, and despite being unfaithful to his wife she stayed with him. He's also perhaps the most popular person in LA. Everyone loves this guy.
Christian Bale is a real good one. Real good. Anderson Cooper?
Anderson Cooper is the shit!
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